Arkansas Business: You Will Play Softball, and You Will Like It

We didn't know intra-office softball memos were such great grist for satire. Really. Had no idea:

The sun is shining, the pollen is in the air, and that means one of our favorite times of year is right around the corner: Media softball season! And with that comes our favorite part of our favorite time of year: Media softball memos! And here’s the opening pitch, an announcement of New York’s first — and compulsory — softball game. In which they will be playing against themselves. (But don’t knock it, to paraphrase the Woodman: It’s a game with someone you love.)

Har har. We'll have to watch our blog more carefully, lest it fall into the wrong hands.

But really, give it up to the suits here at Second and Scott for making our Weekend Warriors a volunteers-only army, and not one supplemented with a draft, like those hard-liners in NYC.

‘New York’ Mag: You Will Play Softball, and You Will Like It [Gawker]