Gawking Softball

Well, it ain't no Arkansas Business vs. KTHV, but it's close. Who says New Yorkers can't ball? Influential and often damn-funny blog network Gawker (see their eponymous flagship site here) faces off with the pasty funnyboys of The Onion (who need no introduction), and various drunken hijinx ensue. Some general observations:

1) Our pitcher is better looking than Gawker's.
2) We sweat good, they don't.
3) We'd much rather ball in the swamp under the lights than in some Scooby-esque Old Abandoned Shipyard.
4) Both teams are pansies.
5) So where is the beer? Wethinks they protest too much.

Battle of the Titans: Gawker vs. Onion Softball [Gawker]